nerf update

I'm dead.

Here's what happened.

It was a beautiful Saturday. I was sitting at our kitchen table, eating lunch, talking with a roomate, reading the paper, the sun was streaming through the window.

All of a sudden, I noticed some movement outside our kitchen window so I looked over and to my horror...I saw John, one of my college students. Oh crap. Two things ran through my mind in half a second:

1) Oh my gosh, John is my assassin.

2) Oh my gosh, he is going to KILL MEEEEE!!!

He said my eyes got as big as dinner plates as I screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" and jumped up from the table. I ran upstairs to my room to grab my nerf gun. As I came (slowly) back down the stairs, I heard him talking with my roomate. I cocked my gun and waited. I heard him come down the hallway.

"I hear you!!!" I screamed as menacingly as I could from around the corner. "And since I can't do any pre-emptive shooting, you're gonna have to shoot me and MISS so I can kill YOU!!" (that's one of the rules)

He literally walked right up to me and just shot me with his nerf gun. It was awesome. I should have ran outside and given him a run for his money. (Or I guess it would be a "run for his kill")

After some laughter, high-fiving, and explanations as to how he found out where I lived, we took a picture.


Not only did John have a nerf gun, he had a nerf sword that he had cut down to dagger-size. This guy is in it to win it! Also, please note the shirt he is wearing. Three Wolf Moon. So classic. I hope he wins the game.