Monday, March 10, 2008

i have my mouth guard

Yup, so I've been clenching and grinding my teeth when I sleep for about the last year and a half. I don't know if it was from my car accident or just stress in general. But I went to see a TMJ specialist because I was having jaw problems, headaches, and my gums were receding. He fitted me for a "splint" or what most people call a mouth guard.

I got it last Wednesday and have been wearing it ever since. He wants me to wear it 24/7 for six months!!!!!! What!? Why not just at night when I sleep? He said it takes six months to train my jaw not to instinctively clench. I can only take it out to brush my teeth and floss, but then it goes back in.

He wanted me to eat with it in, too, but there is no way. I tried and it doesn't work. First of all, I can't chew. Second, it takes forever to eat a meal. And third it gets pretty gross when food gets in the splint. (Was that an overshare? Sorry.) So I take it out to eat and brush my teeth, but then it goes back in.

The first couple days were really hard. My teeth were so pissed at me. "We've been with you since you were 8! Don't we chew your food well? Haven't we been good to you? Why are you putting us through all this pain??" But now they are used to the big hunk o' plastic in my mouth. Which is good because I need their support for the next six months.

So if you see me and I look different (the splint makes my upper lip stick out a bit) or talk different (I still can't say my "s" words without whistling through my mouth guard), you know why. Here's hoping all this helps heal my jaw!

5 comments:

Amy said...

Oh Sarah! I feel for you! Hopefully at the end of six months it will all be worth it!

Anonymous said...

FRIEND! I am so sorry! I hope it is not too uncomfortable. But to make you smile and give you a positive spin (I am currently in that mode), it has to be written or said...You can now sing Winthrop from the Music Man perfectly! :)

I love you friend! Just like giving up soda at finals, the time will pass before you know it!

Melanie

Smarshie said...

You ladies are so encouraging! Thank you!

P.S. - I've heard that lisps are SO "in" right now...

Melissavina said...

If anyone asks just tell them you've taken up chew. And that you like it in your upper lip. And to leave you alone about it because everyone knows that folks who do chew are really tough and will likely win any fight.

So...

That's my advice.
Oh, and hey, at least it's not a head gear.

Smarshie said...

I love it, Melissa! I've been looking for a good excuse to take up chew...