Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Top 40 children's books that didn't make it

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were An Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But you Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. Strangers Have the Best Candy
30. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
31. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer. . . Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
32. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
33. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
34. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
35. Where the F**k is Waldo?
36. Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse
37. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
38. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
39. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It
40. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

1 comment:

rené said...

there are so many things WRONG about this list...but it's funny :)