My gift...
I got cement.
CEMENT!
I am not kidding. I saw a really big box wrapped up all nicely with sparkly red paper. "I'll go for that one!" I thought. When it was my turn, I went over and realized it was REALLY heavy. Hmmm....I started ripping open the paper and then the box. Faster, faster...what's inside!?!?!?!?
An OPEN bag of cement.
Mike Murrow - next year you shall bring a REALLY nice gift to compensate for that one, ummkay? =)
The party was fun.
4 comments:
it is called a white elephant... if it was sposed to be nice then you should've said that on the flier...
besides, what was i sposed to do with a hardened bag of cement.
i got a stupid sponge bob bath toy.
you could always use it as a paper weight.
or sculpt it into a bust, or soap dish, or ash tray.
seriously sarah, this made me laugh SO hard...I'm sad I wasn't there....and I probably would have been pissed to have gotten a bag o' cement too, but you've got to admit it's funny.....and completely murrow's sense of humor. see you SOON girl!
M squared - you know I am just teasing. It makes for a GREAT story to tell people. =)
Macsies - I can't WAIT to see you! Who do you want us to set you up with? Let us know. XOXO
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