The sequel

So as I'm sure many of you heard, a movie came out last weekend called Snakes on a Plane. Just from the title alone, I knew this movie was gonna bomb. And yet, I am fascinated by the title. Really? That's what you're gonna call it? Ok. Some friends and I were discussing what they might name the sequel. We started a list and plan to mail our suggestions to New Line Cinema. Here's what we came up with so far:

* Snakes in a Car
* Snakes on a Bike
* Snakes in Your ROOM!
* Leopards on Your Lawn
* Bears in Your Bed
* Tarantulas on a Train
* Sharks in the Ship
* Porcupines on Pogo-Sticks

Feel free to make up any of your own...